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Dana
Rohrabacher, Taliban Fighter
Here’s one reason why Chris Matthews’ program, Hardball
is such a hit.
You find out the
most interesting things about his guests.
Take last Tuesday’s Hardball for instance. On 12-7,
Hardball fans were treated to this astounding revelation:
Representative Dana Rohrabacher of Huntington Beach California
is a Taliban fighter. Been so for the last five years.
You ask: The surfin’ dude a Taliban fighter? Rep. Rohrabacher
actually trudging up and down the mountains of Afghanistan
searching for Taliban die-hards? Enduring ambushes, freezing
temperatures and the hardships of battle?
Well, not exactly.
Thing is, see,
there’s nothing in Dana Rohrabacher’s bio which would suggest
that he’s ever been in military service.
Well then, maybe
he was involved in some black-op activities in Afghanistan,
involving super-secret weapons, perhaps disguising himself as a
CIA surfer looking for a better wave.
Beats me.
According to his
congressional web-site, Congressman Rohrabacher serves as
Chairman of the Space and Aeronautics Subcommittee of the House
Committee on Science, and the House Committee on International
Relations. He’s been in Congress since 1988 and before that he
was a Reagan speechwriter. In between times he splits his spare
time between his surfboard and his lap-top, telling everyone
how much he dislikes illegal aliens.
Which certainly wouldn’t leave much time for Taliban fighting.
So how exactly has he fought the Taliban? Nobody knows, but it
seems that coming out in favor of California’s Proposition 187,
the initiative which was supposed to keep illegal aliens from
getting any kind of public services qualifies as Taliban
fighting. Same thing with drivers’ licenses. He doesn’t like
states giving DLs to just anybody. We can defeat the Taliban, he
says, with better DLs. He also likes a strong national
defense.
Rohrabacher, the
arm-chair Taliban fighter.
What a concept!
Assuming he
watches Hardball, Osama bin Laden must really be
scared now. The jihadists don't stand a chance with a
Rohrabacher in charge.
Sounds like nonsense to you? It is.
But hold on,
Rohrabacher made another
astonishing statement on Matthew’s show. It seems that while
Rohrabacher was busy fighting the Taliban, on the shores of
Huntington Beach, he, somehow or another was also made aware
that 9-11 was going to happen. When? Well, on 9-10 to be exact.
“The day before 9/11, (said Rohrabacher to Matthews) I called up
the White House—I had figured it out. You know, I‘ve been deeply
involved with fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan for five
years. I figured it out. We‘re about to be attacked in a major
terrorist attack... “
Which means I suppose, that the day before 9-11, Rohrabacher
knew all about it. Funny he didn't tell anybody.
Check out the following Hardball excerpt:
MATTHEWS: Who did you call?
ROHRABACHER: I called up Condoleezza Rice. I had an
appointment—she made an appointment to see me the next day, on
9/11, and on her schedule, it says “see Dana Rohrabacher to be
warned about impending terrorist attack.”
And if I could figure it out, why couldn‘t the CIA figure it
out? I mean, I knew it was going to happen.
Right, Rohrabacher “knew” 9-11 was going to occur the day prior
to the WTC attack. How he knew he doesn’t say, and Matthews, who
can usually spot a phony a mile away, didn’t press him.
On the other hand,
if Rohrabacher “knew” about 9-11 the day prior to the WTC
attack, then maybe he’s psychic.
Which means if he ever leaves Congress, he can try out for Court
TV as a psychic detective.
God knows he's not doing much of any importance in his
current job.
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