December 26, 2006
Heckler & Koch:_Making Things Easier for the would-be Mass Murderer
Potential mass murderers should be happy to learn for a fee of only $200, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, will give them the right to own a Heckler & Koch MP5 submachine gun. Not just any MP5, you understand, but a submachine gun artfully disguised as a briefcase, with a triggering device built right into handle. Take a look:

Isn't that wonderful?
Really nice to know the H & K along with the BATF, (in close cooperation with the NRA) are all doing their level best make America's schools and office buildings safer.
By the way, care to see one of these things in action?
Check it out.
Posted 8:30 AM PST